Home Links Contact & Info The Pledge i. the cesspool ii. the whistleblower iii. the lowdown iv. the light side v. the rest Home » i. the cesspool KING LEARY (Act I) Submitted by You Jean Oneal on Wednesday, 13 May 2009 267 Comments by You Jean Oneal A bas le Douche! – M & N DRAMATIS PERSONAE: Leary, King of Doucheland or Douche ( As an honorific, Sovereigns are often referred to by the name of their domain). Momacita: Dowager Regent Jeffie: Court Jester–or, simply– fool Shultzie: Senior Fool Doctor Pete Sorceress   (DP can conjure up forbidden documents and riches) Dumby: Grand Vizier of Douche Pattie Cake: Court Vintner and unofficial spirits taster. Maxine: Court Mascot (& chief disposer of chicken bones) . Herald (offstage players) The Cesspool: A rival kingdom committed to the destruction of Doucheland and the downfall of Douche. Obots: A nebulous group that is also committed to overthrowing Douche.  They may, or may not, be subjects of The Cesspool.  They are alternately incredibly powerful and absolutely helpless.  They are either dog-ass arrogant, or cringing in fear and panic–according to the mood and “messaging mode” of Douche.  They derive powers from their overlord…. Obambi: The all-powerful Dark Lord of the Obots and Liege of The Cesspool.  Working through his minions, he can cause rains to cease, criers to go mute, and inquisitors to fail.  His dark powers trump those of Doctor Pete. Michelle Bitch: Consort of Obambi and bete-noire of Doucheland minions. Axlerood: Vassal of Obambi, and CIC and paymaster of the vaunted “Obot army.” Mitch, the Bitch: Un Chevalier Blanc, that has in the past, led a legion that sacked and devastated Douche’s Kingdom. Freak Republic: A neighboring kingdom hostile to Douche personally, but allied with Doucheland to “bring Obambi to his knees.”  Douche eagerly tolerates its personal snubs to him, because he sees its numerous subjects as potential recruits and, therefore, a veritable cornucopia of tithes. Its subjects are doubly-sworn enemies of Michelle Bitch. Act 1 The scene opens in the court of Douche which is a screened in porch in a trailer park.  Present is Pattie Cake, Dumby, Shultzie and Jeffie.  They are gathered in front of a dais which holds a la-Z-boy and a Morris chair.  The Morris chair is placed to the right and a little behind the la-Z-boy. Pattie Cake is holding a one-liter beaker of Old Milwaukee which was on sale at  7-11 ( $1.99/six-pack) as a loss-leader.  She also holds a near empty family size bag of Cheetos.  She is wearing pedal-pusher slacks and an overly tight knit sweater with a wonder bra underneath. Dumby is wearing a baseball cap with an NRA logo which is turned backwards (hip-hop style) on his head, camouflage fatigues, and a black T-shirt with “wetbacks ‘raus” printed on it. Shultzie seems to be in a fog and is wearing a thread-bare three piece suit in spite of the discomfort of the near tropical climate.  His wingtip shoes are buffed to a sheen, and overall, he appears to be a character from a 1950s TV sitcom.  He imagines himself funny and doesn’t notice the apparent incongruity of his demeanor and humor. Jeffie is ridiculously funny, though he is not aware of it.  He is deluded by thinking that he matters, a delusion that is hilarious to all that observe him.  He is also wearing a baseball cap, and not to be outdone by Dumby, has it turned 90 degrees on his head.  He imagines himself hip-hop and “with it.”  Consequently, he has adopted the “swagga” and language of teenagers and first year College students, including the requisite vulgarity and anti-english pronunciations, syntax and spellings.  He hopes to attract young boys by this.  He is playing with a set of lego blocks. A Herald appears and blows an unbranded, made in china, harmonic a that serves as a trumpet. Herald : Hear ye, hear ye.  Now comes Leary, King of Douche, and Momacita, Dowager Regent. (exits) (Enter Douche and Momacita.  Douche is wearing magenta spandex shorts, a green golf shirt and “y” flip-flops on otherwise bare feet.  Momacita is veiled, and is enshrouded by a caftan.  The combination acts to hide both gender and age.  She is an altogether mysterious figure.  Momacita is carrying two paper sacks which hold the remnants of Double-whopper meals (just fries left).  Momacita moves to the morris chair and sits without waiting.  Douche, however, moves to the fore of the La-Z-boy an stands while holding Maxine, he delivers a monologue.) Douche: “I am too much fatigued from vile labors performed of late on my a-waited tome, which will, the ebon-hued Obambi, and haughty Michelle Bitch, both to ruin. Even Hillary, the gold’-tressed and affluent fount, whose o’erflowing vaults I once sacked, now trembles in anticipation of secrets revealed. Yet, the lanky-limb’d Obambi takes no note of our impending folios of indictment; indeed, the war-like Michelle Bitch blithely plants and cultivates well-wat’red greens, eats kobe steak, and ev’n consorts with queens.” “Thrice was meek supplication made to the ungenerous Obambi for tribute, well-warrant’d. How ungracious the curt dismissal of our meager exactions, that to his engorg’d coffers, a mere pittance would have been. And, fortuitu’sly so, wicked Hecate, all-seeing, warn’d her spawn,  dev’lish Axlerood, that remittal would legitimate our fearful accusal. Thus, six-headed Scylla of embroilment was ’scap’d, but my unslaked umbrage shall be as hungry-bottom’d Charybdis and shall, ere long, engulf the multitudinous horde of spiteful Obots, swallow their dark liege, and forswear spitting anything out.” (plops into the La-Z-boy, but doesn’t recline) “Lack of sustenance enfeebles me much, and wear’some exertion, too, a toll takes.” (Looks at Momacita who passes him one bag of fries, but she first takes one out and gives it to Maxine. Douche snatches the fry from Maxine’s mouth and eats it.) “I fain to be by my fools cheered; lo, ev’n the tiresome schultzie and childish Jeffie.” (Douche continues to eat fries and ignore the salivating Maxine.) “Lest our spirits sag, and spiteful Obots note gleefully our disaffected state, and take unmeasur’d pleasure therefrom.” (Schultzie gets up smiling.  He imagines himself funny, as he is wearing the foolscap along with a decrepit  worsted; he is not.  He approaches the La-Z-boy as groans are heard from the throng.) Schultzie: “ Leary, I want to relate to you (Looks around the room) …all a little story about Obambi and his new dog.  It seems that one night, shortly after the acquisition Obambi was desirous of–shall we say–some recreation. (smirks knowingly) When it occurred to him that he could take the canine out for a constitutional and thereby cover his illicit doings.” (More groans and a ‘fuck off’ is heard, but he continues unperturbed) “During the course of their odyssey, they came to be in the South East environs–not the best of neighborhoods–when ’O espied an establishment that dispensed various libations to sooth the parched tongue. Now he and his unfortunate charge had been wandering afoot for some time, and both were uncharacteristically dry.  But, ‘O, who is accustomed to having everything handled for him, had neglected to bear any legal tender–and, needless to say, his companion was also bereft. But, the two wayfarers entered the establishment anyway and sat down, each taking a stool.  When the innkeeper approached, ‘O, who was hoping to capitalize on his status and acquire services on credit, said to him: ‘You know who I am, but I forgot to bring money with me and I wonder if I could persuade you to spring for two brews for us until tomorrow?’ Now, the innkeeper was not the trusting sort–and who could blame him, considering his milieu–looked at ‘O and replied: ‘I don’t care if you is Saint Peter, EVERYBODY pays cash here.’  and busied himself wiping the bar while suspiciously eying the unusual appearing sidekick.  Finally he brought himself to ask: ‘What  kinda mutt is that?’ Now “O–who possesses more than a modicum of cunning–saw a possibility gaining the coveted thirst-quenchers  gratis. ‘This is a very unusual dog,’ he said,  ’There are only a few like him in the world.  If commanded he will talk.  Now, if you would be generous enough to vouchsafe us a beer each I’ll have him say something.’ Now the innkeeper, copious cynicism notwithstanding, was curious about this possibility.  So, he straightaway drew two drafts,  and set them down.  Now, each of the odd couple, heh, heh–get that? odd–drains his glass without delay while the innkeeper stood there waiting akimbo. So ‘O says to his comrade, ‘Faithful canine companion, what kind of time did  we have tonight before entering this fine establishment?’ To which the four-footed toper replied, ‘ruff.’ The innkeeper was by now highly indignant so he seized ‘O by the throat and his escort by the scruff of the neck and exclaimed, ‘What kind bullshit is this, you characters have drunk my beers, so you better make this fuckah TALK.’ Now ‘O, who is normally imperturbable but was somewhat alarmed by this turn of events, sought desperately to defuse the situation. ‘Okay…okay,’ he gurgled through his impaired breathing apparatus, ‘he’ll talk if you release us.’ The Innkeeper slightly relaxed his grip on the malefactors  to permit ‘O to address his companion again:  ”My bud

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Home About Blogroll Contact Guides Videos May 02 Discipline Gear Guide v2. Posted by Munchies | Posted in Disc , Gear , Holy , How-To , Other | Posted on 05-02-2009 The following gear list & value came from LootRank using TheDoctor’s stat weights posted on Elitist Jerks. If you are curious to how these numbers came about take a look at TheDoctor’s post (he will be posting a spreadsheet soon). Keep in mind the following list is gear from Ulduar 10&25, Sarth 10&25, Malygos 10&25, Naxx 10&25, and 5man heroics. The higher the value the better the gear is considered. However if you are lacking on a certain stat then you should gear to fill the stat you are missing. There is also a great application called Rawr that will help you optimize your gear. Originally it was meant for druid tanks but they have expanded the application to include the majority of classes and specs. Holy Gear list will follow in the next couple of days. Updated as requested: Item values noted in purple were updated on 6/2/09 with mmo-champion info. Items are still not available on wowhead hence they may change. Also the item values were calculated by hand using the above stated stat weights. Since the items are not yet available on wowhead I will number them based on the item they are between (ie, 1.5 if between 1 and 2). Version 2 : The following gear list will remain updated without the inclusion of +hit gear. I’ve created v2 to leave the original one alone due to a request for any shadow priests who are joining the light side. However the old list will not be updated and left alone as it is now. If there are any new items and they are not on the list please leave a comment or send me an email. Head || Neck || Shoulders || Back || Chest || Wrist || Hands || Waist || Legs Feet || Finger || 2 Hand || Main Hand || Off Hand || Wand Head 1. 288. 14 Conqueror’s Circlet of Sanctification Thorim - Ulduar (Heroic) 1.5 287.32 Crown of Luminescence Mimiron - Ulduar (Heroic Hardmode) 2. 270.30 Valorous Circlet of Sanctification Thorim - Ulduar 3. 269.63 Conqueror’s Cowl of Sanctification Thorim - Ulduar (Heroic) 4. 252.88 Valorous Cowl of Sanctification Thorim - Ulduar 5. 252.50 Cowl of Dark Whispers Yogg-Saron - Ulduar (Heroic) 6. 250.77 Hood of Rationality Malygos - Eye of Eternity (Heroic) 7. 247.52 Lifespark Visage Flame Leviathan - Ulduar 8. 240.53 Cowl of Vanity Grobbulus - Naxxaramas (Heroic) 9. 237.85 Valorous Crown of Faith Kel’Thuzad - Naxxaramas (Heroic) 10. 234.02 Gothik’s Cowl Gothik the Harvester - Naxxaramas (Heroic) Back to Top Neck 1. 167.48 Charm of Meticulous Timing XT-002 - Ulduar (Heroic Hardmode) 2. 162.92 Pendant of the Shallow Grave Thorim - Ulduar (Hardmode) 3. 161.07 Sapphire Amulet of Renewal Iron Council - Ulduar (Heroic Hardmode) 4. 152.14 Watchful Eye Iron Council - Ulduar (Hardmode) 5. 146.22 Life-Binder’s Locket Sapphiron - Naxxaramas (Heroic quest item) 6. 138.97 Freya’s Choker of Warding Flame Leviathan - Ulduar (Heroic) 7. 135.75 Evoker’s Charm 19 Emblems of Conquest 8. 134.49 Unblinking Eye Iron Council - Ulduar (Heroic) 9. 133.02 Frozen Tear of Elune 19 Emblems of Conquest 10. 131.90 Torque of the Red Dragonflight Sapphiron - Naxxaramas (quest item) Back to Top Shoulders 1. 223.67 Amice of Inconceivable Horror Yogg-Saron - Ulduar (Hardmode) 2. 205.85 Conqueror’s Shoulderpads of Sanctification Yogg-Saron - Ulduar (Heroic) 3. 200.79 Conqueror’s Mantle of Sanctification Yogg-Saron - Ulduar (Heroic) 4. 191.18 Valorous Shoulderpads of Sanctification Yogg-Saron - Ulduar 5. 187.72 Underworld Mantle Gen. Vezax - Ulduar 6. 187.48 Valorous Mantle of Sanctification Yogg-Saron - Ulduar 7. 182.72 Mantle of the Unknowing General Vezax - Ulduar (Heroic) 8. 177.95 Mantle of Wavering Calm XT-002 - Ulduar (Heroic) 9. 176.59 Mantle of Dissemination Malygos - Eye of Eternity (Heroic) 10. 169.21 Valorous Shoulderpads of Faith Loatheb - Naxxaramas (Heroic) Back to Top Back 1. 163.08 Drape of the Sullen Goddess Freya - Ulduar (Heroic Hardmode) 2. 158 Pennant Cloak Sartharion 2D - Obsidian Sanctum (Heroic) 3. 139.15 Shroud of Alteration Ulduar Trash - Ulduar (Heroic) 4. 134.06 Asimov’s Drape Mimiron - Ulduar (Heroic) 5. 132.24 Cape of the Unworthy Wizard Kel’Thuzad - Naxxaramas (Heroic) 6. 131.96 Shawl of Haunted Memories Yogg-Saron - Ulduar (Heroic) 7. 128.47 Drape of the Spellweaver Ulduar Trash - Ulduar 8. 127.8 Shawl of the Caretaker Ignis the Furnace Master - Ulduar 9. 127.71 Shroud of Luminosity Multiple Bosses - Naxxaramas (Heroic) 10. 122.24 Cloak of the Dying Kel’Thuzad - Naxxaramas Back to Top Chest 1. 278.12 Robes of the Umbral Brute Kologarn - Ulduar (Heroic) 2. 267.49 Raiments of the Iron Council Iron Council - Ulduar (Heroic) 3. 258.72 Conqueror’s Robe of Sanctification Hodir - Ulduar (Heroic) 4. 245.21 The Sanctum’s Flowing Vestments Sartharion - Obsidian Sanctum (Heroic) 5. 242.45 Valorous Robe of Sanctification Hodir - Ulduar 6. 230.83 Robes of Mutation Noth the Plaguebringer - Naxxaramas (Heroic) 7. 224.38 Blanketing Robes of Snow Malygos - Eye of Eternity (Heroic) 8. 223.13 Vestments of the Piercing Light Thorim - Ulduar 9. 222.55 Sympathy Sapphiron - Naxxaramas (Heroic) 10. 218.89 Valorous Robe of Faith 4 Horseman - Naxxaramas (Heroic) Back to Top Wrist 1. 165.37 Grasps of Reason XT-002 - Ulduar (Heroic Hardmode) 2. 147.08 Unsullied Cuffs Sartharion 2D - Obsidian Sanctum (Heroic) 3. 132.24 Shackles of the Odalisque Razorscale - Ulduar (Heroic) 4. 129.69 Bands of Impurity Noth the Plaguebringer - Naxxaramas (Heroic) 5. 126.42 Cuffs of the Shadow Ascendant 60 Emblems of Valor 6. 124.76 Runetouch Handwraps Iron Council - Ulduar 7. 124.36 Punctilious Bindings Grand Widow Faerlina 8. 121 Bindings of Yearning Gothik the Harvester - Naxxaramas (Heroic) 9. 110.21 Cuffs of Winged Levitation Eregos - The Oculus (Heroic) 10. 107.70 Azure Cloth Bindings Cyanigosa - Violet Hold (Heroic) Back to Top Hands 1. 234.4 Handwraps of the Vigilant General Vezax - Ulduar (Heroic Hardmode) 2. 201.51 Conqueror’s Gloves of Sanctification Mimiron - Ulduar (Heroic) 3. 193.2 Conqueror’s Handwraps of Sanctification Mimiron - Ulduar (Heroic) 4. 190.13 Valorous Gloves of Sanctification Mimiron - Ulduar 5. 186.52 Valorous Handwraps of Faith Sartharion - Obsidian Sanctum (Heroic) 6. 184.66 Handwraps of Plentiful Recovery Kologarn - Ulduar (Heroic) 7. 181.11 Touch of the Occult 28 Emblems of Conquest 8. 180.75 Valorous Handwraps of Sanctification Mimiron - Ulduar 9. 178.8 Constructor’s Handwraps Flame Leviathan - Ulduar (Heroic) 10. 174.62 Handwraps of Resonance Thorim - Ulduar Back to Top Waist 1. 203.4 Cord of the White Dawn Crafted 2. 189.14 Leash of Heedless Magic Malygos - Eye of Eternity (Heroic) 3. 183.15 Embrace of the Leviathan Flame Leviathan - Ulduar (Heroic) 4. 171.4 Sash of Potent Incantations Emblems of Conquest 5. 161.02 Binding of the Dragon Matriarch Razorscale - Ulduar 6. 160.98 Conductive Cord XT-002 - Ulduar 7. 158.9 Sash of Solitude Patchwerk - Naxxaramas (Heroic) 8. 157.79 Belt of False Dignity Grand Widow Faerlina - Naxxaramas (Heroic) Back to Top Legs 1. 286.98 Conqueror’s Leggings of Sanctification Freya - Ulduar (Heroic) 2. 274.62 Leggings of Profound Darkness Gen. Vezax - Ulduar (Hardmode) 3. 270.22 Valorous Leggings of Sanctification Freya - Ulduar 4. 268.58 Conqueror’s Pants of Sanctification Freya - Ulduar (Heroic) 5. 260.77 Legwraps of the Master Conjurer 39 Emblems of Conquest 6. 259.23 Leggings of Mortal Arrogance Kel’Thuzad - Naxxaramas (Heroic) 7. 256.76 Leggings of Lost Love Thorim - Ulduar (Heroic) 8. 253.14 Valorous Pants of Sanctification Freya - Ulduar 9. 236.13 Valorous Pants of Faith Thaddius - Naxxaramas (Heroic) 10. 233.79 Valorous Leggings of Faith Thaddius - Naxxaramas (Heroic) Back to Top Feet 1. 241.33 Boots of Fiery Resolution Flame Leviathan - Ulduar (Heroic Hardmode) 2. 239.86 Treads of the False Oracle Yogg-Saron - Ulduar (Heroic Hardmode) 2.5 219.51 Starlight Treads Algon - Ulduar 3. 210.66 Spellslinger’s Slippers Crafted 4. 197.74 Savior’s Slippers Crafted 5. 196.54 Boots of the Servant Freya - Ulduar (Heroic) 6. 177.76 Sandals of the Ancient Keeper Auriaya - Ulduar (Heroic) 7. 173.58 Arcanic Tramplers Malygos - Eye of Eternity (Heroic) 8. 167.61 Treads of the Dragon Council Yogg-Saron - Ulduar 9. 167.49 Boots of Forlorn Wishes Instruction Razuvious - Naxxaramas (Heroic) 10. 164.88 Sandals of Rash Temperament XT-002 - Ulduar (Heroic) Back to Top Finger 1. 170.23 Conductive Seal Mimiron - Ulduar (Heroic Hardmode) 2. 158.61 Fire Orchid Signet Freya - Ulduar (Hardmode) 3. 150.18 Signet of Soft Lament Yogg-Saron - Ulduar (Hardmode) 4. 149.17 Signet of Manifested Pain Kel’Thuzad - Naxxaramas (Heroic) 5. 144.62 Pyrelight Circle Ignis - Ulduar (Heroic) 6. 140.72 Nebula Band Algon - Ulduar 7. 137.82 Radiant Seal Iron Council - Ulduar (Heroic) 8. 134.25 Glowing Ring of Reclamation Flame Leviathan - Ulduar (Heroic) 9. 132.99 Sanity’s Bond Yogg-Saron - Ulduar (Heroic) 10. 130.88 Inscribed Signet of the Kirin Tor JC Vendor - 9,750 gold Back to Top 2 Hand 1. 784.6 Staff of Endless Winter Hodir - Ulduar (Heroic Hardmode) 2. 717.05 The Lifebinder Freya - Ulduar (Heroic) 3. 692.85 Rapture Iron Council - Ulduar (Heroic) 4. 686.96 Icecore Staff Hodir - Ulduar (Hardmode) 5. 614.30 Devotion Yogg-Saron - Ulduar 6. 600.47 Spire of Sunset Thaddius - Naxxaramas (Heroic) 7. 599.16 Pillar of Fortitude Ulduar Trash - Ulduar 8. 582.32 Staff of Restraint Sartharion - Obsidian Sanctum (Heroic) 9. 579.28 Damnation Four Horseman - Naxxaramas (Heroic) Back to Top Main Hand 1. 672.4 Constellus Hodir/Algon - Ulduar (Heroic Hardmode/Heroic) *2. 671.80 Val’anyr, Hammer of Ancient Kings Quest Item - Ulduar (Heroic Hardmode) 3. 623.61 Soulscribe Yogg-Saron - Ulduar (Heroic) 4. 620.16 Guiding Star Razorscale - Ulduar (Heroic) 5. 602.36 Asegua, Hand o

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...Papstes zusammenhängen. Demnach soll es 267 Päpste geben. Johannes Paul II....

Wo Gedankenabfall noch recycelt wird About Best of Plugins Blogroll Gastbeiträge Reviews Filme & Serien Index CD-Check Index Wettbewerbe Aus schön mach hässlich Germany’s Next Top Moppel Impressum Datenschutz 134 Weltuntergang im Jahr 2012!? Wer kennt sie nicht, die Weissagungen von Nostradamus, die das Ende der Welt ankündigen? Oder die zahlreichen anderen Weltuntergangstheorien, die irgendwie doch immer daneben liegen? 2012 soll mal wieder alles ganz anders sein und zumindest die Vorzeichen stehen anders, denn diesmal wird der Untergang von mehreren Quellen prophezeit, die als treffsicherer gelten und sich schon als solches erwiesen haben: Die erste Quelle sind Überlieferungen der Maya. Deren Zeitrechnung sagt bis auf den Tag genau voraus, dass im Jahre 2012 (auf unseren Kalender umgerechnet) ein neues Zeitalter beginnt, das sogenannte Zeitalter des Lichts, in dem alles Böse ausgelöscht und durch Liebe ersetzt wird: »Dann ist der Himmel geteilt, dann ist das Land erhöht, und dann beginnt dort das Buch der 13 Götter. Dann erfolgt die große Überschwemmung der Erde, dann erhebt sich der große Itzam Cab Ain. Das Ende des Wortes, die Faltung des Katun: es ist eine Flut, die das Ende des Wortes des Katun sein wird.« Dieses Zitat lässt erahnen, dass eine riesige Sintflut alles von der Erde tilgen wird. Was die Maya-Überlieferung glaubhaft macht? Die Maya haben schon vor Jahrtausenden präzise errechnet, wann wir eine Sonnenfinsternis haben. Auch andere astronomische Phänomene wurden exakt bestimmt. Vielleicht haben sie damals schon einen Asteroiden entdeckt, der die Erdumlaufbahn betrat und berechneten den Einschlag? Doch wieso wurde dann von uns noch nichts entdeckt? Oder wird diese Information geheim gehalten? Wer weiß? Interessant ist diese Theorie auf jeden Fall. Wenn die Maya nicht sicher waren, wieso sollten sie genau an dieser Stelle das Ende ihres Kalenders setzen? Die zweite Quelle für den Weltuntergang ist die Päpsteprophezeihung des Malachias. Malachias sind in einer Vision alle zukünftigen Päpste erschienen. Doch bekam er keine Namen, sondern nur Symbole, die mit der Amtszeit des Papstes zusammenhängen. Demnach soll es 267 Päpste geben. Johannes Paul II. war der 265 Papst. Die Prophezeihung sagte, dass dieser Papst außergewöhnlich lange im Amt sein wird (war der Fall), außerdem spielt die Sonnenfinsternis eine besondere Rolle. Und in der Tat: Johannes Paul II. wurde an einem Tag einer Sonnenfinsternis geboren und er erlebte eine weitere in seiner Amtszeit. Über Ratzinger, den 266. Papst, wird gesagt, dass er nur eine kurze Amtszeit haben wird (angesichts seines hohen Alters wahrscheinlich). Sein Zeichen heißt “Gloria olivae” (= Ruhm von Oliva, Ruhm des Olivenbaums). In seiner Amtseintrittsrede soll er von einem Olivenbaum gesprochen haben. Für den letzten Papst gibt es mehrere Prophezeihungen. Eine besagt, dass sich der letzte Papst Petrus nennen wird (wie der erste Papst, hat vorher noch kein anderer gemacht) und in der folgenden Zeit die Welt untergehen wird. Sein Motto lautet: “In psecutione extreme S.R.E. sedebit” (= Verfolgt wird sich der Bischof von Rom ans äußerste Ende zurückziehen…). Vielleicht ein Hinweis auf einen südamerikanischen Papst, wie man ihn schon für die letzte Wahl vermutet hat? Der Schlusstext der Überlieferung lautet in Übersetzung: “Der Papst, der so viele Schafherden geweidet hat. Danach wird die Siebenhügelstadt (Rom) zerstört werden und der furchtbare Richter wird sein Volk zur Rechenschaft ziehen. Ende.” Was haltet ihr von solchen Prophezeihungen? Alles nur Quatsch und Aberglaube oder könnte da durchaus was dran sein? Macht euch sowas Angst oder seht ihr das locker? Interessant finde ichs allemal, gerade wenn es mal abseits von Nostradamus und irgendwelchen Sekten kommt, die schon so oft daneben gelegen haben. Wer nun Angst bekommen hat, kann sich folgenden Link anschauen: Kein Weltuntergang am 21.12.2012 . Speichere diesen Beitrag bei Twitter Speichere diesen Beitrag bei Facebook Speichere diesen Beitrag bei del.icio.us Speichere diesen Beitrag bei Technorati Speichere diesen Beitrag bei Mister Wong Speichere diesen Beitrag bei Google Bookmarks Speichere diesen Beitrag bei Tumblr Speichere diesen Beitrag bei StumbleUpon Dieser Beitrag wurde von Konna am 29.05.2007 um 20:01 in der Kategorie Kolumnen und Serien veröffentlicht. In dieser Kategorie gehört der Beitrag zu den Tags: Meinung . Bislang wurden 134 Kommentare zu diesem Artikel abgegeben. Vielleicht interessieren Dich auch folgende Beiträge: Der Zensursula Sommerhit – unbedingt verbreiten! (24) Nur eine Ausnahme: Ein Fußballbeitrag zu meinen Gladbachern (11) Dinge, die Frauen an Männern zu Unrecht hassen (34) Wie viel ist ein Leser wert? Über Gewinnspiele für Blogger… (22) “Kölner Aufruf” – ein Dokument voller Populismus und Lügen (8) 134 Kommentare, kommentiere oder sende einen Ping